Heidi Montag – Body Language
I can’t remember where I heard this, so forgive me for the uncredited quotation, but someone once brilliantly referred to Heidi Montag as “the poor man’s Paris Hilton”. Giggles! As much as it pains me to say this, I love her song “Body Language”. I do. It came out, I’m guessing, almost a year ago, and it’s exactly what she should be doing with her “music career”. (I love that there are already so many quotation marks in this post. How apt. “Heidi Montag” should just legally add quotation marks to her name.) She shouldn’t be doing that bullshit she tried to pull in the infamous “Higher” music video, she should just be dancing with backup dancers in front of a giant LED screen à la Willa Ford. In fact, someone made a fan video of her song featuring clips of other gay-appealing, starlet-y, pop videos. Check it out below. At the very least you’ll have Heidi Montag starting off your week, which is always a good thing.
Oh, bonus: Spencer raps. Yeah, and they pair him up with Kanye West in this fan video. What an honor! Or maybe not, considering Kanye is kind of an asshole – so, I guess, how appropriate.
Double bonus: she samples Yazoo’s “Situation” – one of my favorite bad songs. See, such a good way to start your week!